Righto, we all know that every Australian bloke is going to get at least 1 shirt this Christmas and we also know that pretty soon the missus is going to take you aside and say one or more of the following:
§ “What do you want the kids/my parents/me to get you for Christmas this year?”
§ “Have you got something for your dad/brother/ mate Davo yet?” and
§ “What on earth can I get my dad/sister’s husband/work colleague?”
Now we all know that what you really want Santa to bring this year is a new Grady-White Express 360 fully fueled up, with the bait tank and the beer fridge stocked and the outfit crewed by a couple of bonzer sheilas who know how to fillet a flathead, have an instinctive sense of where to hook up the big sportsfish and also look great in a bikini, but in real life, if you want something other than shirts, socks and jocks under the Christmas tree this year, you better start thinking.
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